on: Coach, Please Put That Away
Extreme foolishness led me to bet a dedicated Ryan Philippe fan that the villain in Antitrust was played by the venerable Craig T. Nelson. I don't know where i got this idea, but i was awfully convinced of it. In the process of learning of my defeat, i did at least learn these important things from our friends at IMDB:
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The British title for Antitrust was the astoundingly worse title Conspiracy.com.
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There exists a movie which is a porn-parody of "Flash Gordon"[1], called, very convincingly, Flesh Gordon.
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Coach lent his considerable talents to Flesh Gordon as the role of "Voice of the monster (uncredited)".
The only question i can really get out of all this is: Does Goober know?
[1] The original serials, apparently, and not the fabulous Queen-soundtracked
feature film, which was released a full six years after the naked satire which, as link followers can see, features characters like Dr. Flexi Jerkoff and Emperor Wang the Perverted.